OUR AS-YET UN-NAMED CHICKEN HAS BEEN GETTING UP TO WAY MORE MISCHIEF THAN US... IT SURE DOESN'T WANT TO END UP IN A BOWL OF SOUP AND WILL DO ANYTHING TO AVOID SUCH A TERRIBLE FATE...KEEP CHECKING FOR UPDATES ON ITS DODGY ADVENTURES HERE! AND DON'T FORGET TO SEND YOUR NAME SUGGESTIONS TO CHICKEN@YIDCORE.COM SO YOU CAN WIN SOME COOL STUFF!!

Best Suggestions So Far: Oswald, Osama, Count Skankula, Schmaltz, Soprano, Choker, Cholent, Adam Sandler's Cock, Mai Tai, Frenchie, Frum Fowl, ...

NO, HE DIDN'T SET THAT FIRE... REALLY...

PIRATE RADIO? THE NAMELESS CHICKEN SPREADS HAVOC ON THE AIRWARVES...

NEVER TAKE A CHICKEN BOWLING!!!

WOULD YOU TRUST OUR CHICKEN WITH YOUR BABY???

FLYING HIGH AT THE NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM (Yes, we were kicked out for this)